WOMANsplaining
noun [informal]
Men’s Style GuidE.
DUMB FORMAL 2025 EDITION
By Kaitlyn Rippon
mansplaining
noun [informal]
the explanation of something by a man, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
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Tee
Undershirt — fitted, thinner material, light weight cotton.
Everyday Tee — 100% thick cotton, durable Boxy slightly oversized structured fitting tee.
Worn in Tee — vintage, lived in, baggy, stretchier thin material basically see through with visible wear & Tear (rips, holes, stains, ect). -
Sweatpants
100% cotton baggy sweats, light gray & navy, elastic drawstring waist, straight leg no tapering, elastic at bottom or none at all not thick elsatic like joggers have, not athletic material. Nike, Champion, Russel, Fruit of the loom, ect.
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Hoodie
One size too big cotton baggy vintage style loose lived in hoodie. Same goes for crewnecks.
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Shorts
Not too long like basektball shorts not too short 5”-7” depending on body type / height. dri fit athletic shorts and cotton sweat shorts can use both for everyday casual wear
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Longs Sleeve Tee
Longsleeve fitted waffle texture cotton vintage style long sleeve shirt, perfect for layering, with boxier everyday tee over it or over white undershirt.
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Carpenter Pants
Carhartt, dickies, wrangler baggy straight leg distressed worn in carpenter work pants
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Button Down Shirt
Nicer ones that you wear with tie tucked in for work, dressier occassions. Looser bagger style cotton worn in button downs vintage style lived in.
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Jeans
Straight leg, structured thick durable cotton fitted slightly baggy not skinny not jegging not new looking just classic pair of jeans (levis 505s, gap)
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Sweater
Knit cotton NOT TIGHT one size up should not be fitted but slightly loose can wear button down shirt under it dress it up or down
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Polo Tee
Highly underrated not your golf athletic material collared short sleeve its 100% cotton boxy fit polo short sleeve.
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Slacks
Not tailored not athletic material work pants im talking staightleg looser fitting slack dress pants
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Blazer
Dressier nice ones for suit formal attire with a tie, casual style different patterns and materials based on season (thick warmer knit in winter, linen light weight summer, classic cotton go to blazer for always)










